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For international booking, write to: wearethefurniture@gmail.com

For all non-earth based concerns, write to: wearethefurniture@gmail.com

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For anything else unpleasant, write to: wearen’tthefurniture@gmail.com

see also: social media buttons above. but you should probably just write to wearethefurn… you know what we mean.