the furniture is a wildly successful amateur rocknroll organization dedicated to the creation and performance of rocknroll music that sounds fun but is sad. they began in eastern massachusetts, USA in 2014 and have been laughing at their own jokes ever since. no one has really been paying attention and thankfully, they are still improving. nicholas, jeff, mike, and lucy wish you the most marvelous tidings this holiday season and the very best of luck in all of your future endeavors. you’re gonna need it. thanks for listening.